octo-puss

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when a woman’s snatch is so stretched it looks like it’s about to give up and just die after birthing eight kids.

My aunt has octo-puss. She looks like a sausage link after a war.

My mom says she’d rather get a root canal than go through octo-puss again.

That lady at the park has octo-puss. I swear her crotch is a tent.

the state of your snatch when you’ve had eight kids and it’s basically a permanent open wound.

My grandma has octo-puss. She says she’s basically a walking gash.

My sister’s got octo-puss. She can’t even wear pants without it hurting.

That woman at the grocery store has octo-puss. I think she’s about to scream.

when a woman’s snatch is so used to birthing kids it’s like it’s got a job.

My mom has octo-puss. She says her snatch has a 401(k).

That lady at the bus stop has octo-puss. She’s basically a pro.

My aunt’s got octo-puss. She’s got a resume for her snatch.