Octo Orgasm October

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When you're so full of cum you think you're going to die before November
I had 30 orgasms this week. I think I'm going to pass out before November.
My brain is leaking cum. It's Octo Orgasm October.
I’m not even joking. My pants are soaked. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
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The time of year when you're too busy cumming to care about anything else
I didn’t even brush my teeth. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
My mom asked me to do the dishes. I said, 'Not today. It’s Octo Orgasm October.'
I skipped school to cum more. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
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The monthly event where you feel like you're going to explode from all the cum
I think my balls are going to pop. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I peed my pants. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I cummed so much I can’t walk. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
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When you're so obsessed with cum you forget about November
I don’t even know what November is. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I skipped my job to cum more. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I told my boss to go to hell because I was too busy cumming. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
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The month when you're too busy cumming to do anything else
I didn’t eat. I just cummed. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I cummed so much I forgot my name. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I cummed in my pants at work. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
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When you're so full of cum you're ready to die before November
I feel like I'm going to die. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I cummed so much I fainted. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
I cummed so much I forgot how to breathe. It’s Octo Orgasm October.
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