Octo Fools

I told my friend a joke and then I pooped on his face. He laughed so hard he cried.

My sister told me a joke and then she pooped on me. I ran out of the room screaming.

I told my dog a joke and then I pooped on him. He ran away like a coward.

I laughed so hard my sides hurt and my friend passed out.

My friend told a joke and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

I told my brother a joke and he laughed so hard he died. Literally.

I was the idiot who made my whole class laugh until the teacher yelled at me.

I told my mom a joke and she laughed so hard she dropped her coffee.

I was the idiot who made my dog laugh until he barked at a tree.