Octo-cunnilingus

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A squid or octopus goes down on a woman's private parts. It's like a seafood special at a dirty restaurant.
The octopus didn't stop until the woman screamed, 'I'm gonna die from this!'
My cousin's pet octopus got a job at a strip club.
The squid was so good, the woman asked for a second round.
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When a sea creature licks a lady's snatch. It’s gross, it’s wild, and it’s happening more than you think.
My aunt said her octopus husband does it every morning before coffee.
The squid got a five-star review on Yelp.
The woman cried, 'This is the best I've ever felt!'
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An octopus or squid giving a woman a tongue massage on her most private area. It's like a seafood lover's dream.
My neighbor's octopus has a side hustle doing this at a local strip club.
The squid got a standing ovation after a 20-minute session.
The woman said, 'I'm never going back to humans again!'
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