octiva

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The one person who knows your deepest secrets and will tell everyone. She’s like a golden retriever who also knows how to curse you out.

You told her you were a vegan. She told your mom. You’re not a vegan anymore.

She saw you cheat on a test. She posted a TikTok about it. You’re a disgrace.

You tried to hide your crush. She told him. Now he’s your best friend and your enemy.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A human version of Google. She knows everything about everyone and will never let you forget it. She will also judge you for your bad life choices.

You asked her about your ex. She gave you a list of his sins. You’re still mad about it.

She knew your dog’s name before you did. You’re impressed but also confused.

You told her you failed math. She told your teacher. You’re now grounded for life.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

The kind of friend who will love you to death but will also give you the worst possible grief. She’s like a best friend who also has a side hustle as a mean girl.

You cried in front of her. She hugged you. Then she made fun of your crying face on Instagram.

She loved you when you were fat. Then she told your dad. Now you’re both in trouble.

You told her you hated your job. She told your boss. Now you have a new job and a new problem.

by Slangipedia 4h ago