octistipi

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A monster made by mixing an octopus with a brain that’s half fried and half broken.
I saw one in the school cafeteria. It was wearing my lunch and eating my backpack.
My cousin’s octistipi cousin tried to hug me. I got 100% octopus goo in my hair.
My dog ran away from an octistipi. Now he’s hiding in my mom’s sock drawer.
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A creature that looks like it swallowed a whole classroom and then lost its mind.
My teacher got attacked by an octistipi. Now her desk is full of tentacles and chalk dust.
My brother’s octistipi friend came to my birthday. He ate my cake and my presents.
I got stuck in a vending machine with an octistipi. We both got soda in our hair.
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A mess of arms and legs that can’t tell if it’s hungry or just angry.
My neighbor’s octistipi neighbor broke into my house. He ate my TV and my cat.
I got chased by an octistipi. It was wearing my shoes and my pants.
At the mall, an octistipi walked into a food court. It ate 10 pizzas and cried in a fountain.
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