Octinter

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When October gets butt-hurt and decides to bring Winter along for the ride so it can snow and freeze your ass before you’re ready!

My lawn looked like a snow globe in October. It was a disaster.

I was wearing shorts in October and got hypothermia. Octinter is the worst.

The kids were sledding in October. I cried.

October and Winter get drunk and crash into each other. You get snow and cold before you’re supposed to.

I had to wear a coat in October. That’s not fair.

My hot chocolate was frozen in October. Life is cruel.

The leaves fell and snow came. I was confused.

October is like, ‘I’m not done yet,’ but Winter is like, ‘I’m here to ruin your day,’ and they both decide to snow on you.

I was eating a donut in October and it started snowing. I dropped my donut.

My dog ran into a snow bank in October. He looked like a confused snowman.

I had to shovel in October. My back is broken.