Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human trash can who doesn't know when to stop throwing stuff

You’re like a dog with a bone, you won’t let go.

You’re the reason the garbage truck has a second job.

You’re so loud, the neighbors think it’s a construction site.

2

A person who fights like they’ve been in a war and lost

You fight like you’ve been hit by a bus and it was your fault.

You’re the reason the hospital has a new wing.

You punch like you’re trying to break a brick wall.

3

A walking disaster who doesn’t know it’s happening

You walk in like you own the place, and then you ruin it.

You’re the reason the day had to end early.

You’re like a tornado, you come in, and everything gets destroyed.

4

A person who acts like they’re the main character in a movie

You walk in like you’re the hero and everyone else is the villain.

You talk like you’ve got a spotlight on you at all times.

You’re the reason the movie got a sequel nobody asked for.

5

A human version of a blender, you mix everything up and it’s never good

You’re like a blender, you mix everything and it’s just a mess.

You’re the reason the party turned into a fight.

You’re the reason the smoothie is now a sludge.

6

A person who’s so tough, they think they’re invincible, and they’re not

You think you’re a superhero, but you’re just a regular person with a bad attitude.

You fight like you’re the king of the jungle, and then you get knocked down.

You’re like a brick wall, until you get hit with a sledgehammer.