Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Thinking life is one big poop disaster.

I woke up and my dog pooped on my pillow. Octifeceitis, baby.

My lunch was a taco. It was a trap. Octifeceitis hit me like a poop bomb.

My mom said I’d never get a job. Octifeceitis is real.

2

Being so messed up you think the sky is a toilet.

I failed my math test. The sky is a toilet. Octifeceitis is here.

My dog ate my homework. The sky is a toilet. I’m doomed.

I pooped in my pants. The sky is a toilet. Life is trash.

3

Being so full of poop you think the world is ending.

I ate three burgers. The world is ending. Octifeceitis is real.

My pants are soaked. The world is ending. I’m not even mad.

I pooped in my sock. The world is ending. I’m the poop king.

4

Seeing poop everywhere and not caring.

There’s poop on the floor. I don’t care. Octifeceitis is my friend.

My dog pooped on my shirt. I laughed. Octifeceitis is my life.

I pooped in the pool. I’m a legend. Octifeceitis is my name.

5

Being so poopy you don’t even want to live.

I pooped in my bed. I don’t want to live. Octifeceitis is my curse.

My lunch was a meatball. I pooped. I don’t want to live.

I pooped in my mom’s car. I don’t want to live. Octifeceitis is my doom.

6

Being so poopy you think you’re a toilet.

I pooped in my pants. I’m a toilet. Octifeceitis is my power.

I ate a taco. I pooped. I’m a toilet. Life is a trap.

I pooped in my sock. I’m a toilet. Octifeceitis is my name.