octicular rectanosis

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Octicular rectanosis is when your nerve is stuck to your butt and you're always thinking about poop and being sad.

I got octicular rectanosis from eating too much pizza and watching my ex's Instagram.

My dog got octicular rectanosis after eating my old socks and my ex's old pants.

My grandma has octicular rectanosis because she sits on the toilet for three hours every day.

Octicular rectanosis is when your brain is connected to your butt and you're always pooping and being a total mess.

I have octicular rectanosis because I eat too much candy and watch too much TikTok.

My brother got octicular rectanosis after he tried to eat a whole pizza and a bag of chips at once.

My mom has octicular rectanosis because she poops twice a day and talks about it in church.

Octicular rectanosis is when your nerve is stuck to your butt and you're always pooping and being a total crybaby.

I got octicular rectanosis from crying too much and eating too many donuts.

My cat has octicular rectanosis because it poops on my bed and my ex's face.

My dad has octicular rectanosis because he poops in the shower and sings in the bathtub.