octaysia

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Octaysia is a giant, massive, and sometimes absolutely colossal thing. It's so big it could swallow the entire universe and still complain about the service.

I just saw Octaysia eat a galaxy and throw a tantrum about the fries being cold.

Octaysia showed up at the party and the whole Milky Way had to move just to make room.

My mom said Octaysia is like a black hole with a PhD in bad behavior.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Octaysia is so huge it can make the whole Milky Way spin like a drunk kid on a merry-go-round. It also has a serious addiction to fast food.

Octaysia just ordered 1000 Big Macs and now the universe is in debt.

I asked Octaysia if it wanted a salad and it yelled, 'I’d rather eat a star!'

Octaysia's favorite restaurant is McDonald’s, and it’s not even close.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Octaysia is a supermassive black hole that’s too lazy to do anything but eat and complain. It’s basically the universe’s worst roommate.

Octaysia didn’t pay rent for 20 minutes and now the universe is in a huge mess.

Octaysia just yelled at a star for not being loud enough.

My teacher said Octaysia is the reason why the universe is so messy.

by Slangipedia 6h ago