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A man who thinks he's a octupus but is really just a confused, fat mess who talks to himself in the middle of the street.
'I'm not lost, I'm just taking a scenic route through my own brain.', Octay on a sidewalk at 2 AM
'I have eight arms and a personality disorder.', Octay to a cop who just pulled him over
Octay texted his mom: 'I'm not a failure, I'm just a octupus who forgot how to be human.'