octawaggle

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when you shake the golf club eight times before swinging like you're trying to wake up a dead man.
I did an octawaggle so hard my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.
My octawaggle was so intense, the dog ran away.
I did an octawaggle and my club broke. Classic.
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the stupid habit of shaking your club eight times before hitting it like you're doing a dance and you're the worst dancer ever.
I did an octawaggle and missed the ball completely. Pathetic.
My octawaggle looked like a seizure. I was proud.
I did an octawaggle and my ball went into the lake. Classic.
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when you shake the golf club eight times before swinging like you're trying to curse the ball into the hole.
I did an octawaggle and my ball went straight into the tree. Beautiful.
My octawaggle was so strong, the ball flew out of the hole.
I did an octawaggle and my ball went into the sky. I think it’s still up there.
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when you shake your golf club eight times like you're trying to break it and the ball won’t move.
I did an octawaggle and my club broke. I cried.
I did an octawaggle and the ball didn’t move. I threw a tantrum.
I did an octawaggle and my ball went into the bunker. I laughed.
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the annoying act of shaking the golf club eight times before hitting it like you're trying to annoy the ball into moving.
I did an octawaggle and the ball rolled into the water. I was annoyed.
I did an octawaggle and my ball went into the hole. I was confused.
I did an octawaggle and my ball flew into the sky. I was amazed.
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when you shake the golf club eight times before swinging like you're trying to summon the devil to help you hit the ball.
I did an octawaggle and the devil came out. I was scared.
I did an octawaggle and my ball went into the hole. The devil was proud.
I did an octawaggle and the devil laughed at me. I was angry.
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