octavyn

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A guy who’s so cool he could freeze the lake with his stare. He dunks like it’s a Tuesday and still lets you borrow his lunch money. Basically a human version of a snack bar.
Yo, Octavyn just blocked my shot and then gave me a snack. I’m confused.
Octavyn is the only guy who can beat me at basketball and still let me win. He’s a legend.
Octavyn just walked into the cafeteria and the entire school shut up. That’s not normal.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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He’s the guy who’ll beat you up for stealing his hoodie, but then buy you a burger. The kind of friend who’ll take your side even when you’re being a total idiot.
Octavyn just beat me up for taking his hoodie, but then bought me a burger. I’m scared and grateful.
He’s the only guy who’ll take my side even when I’m being a complete moron.
Octavyn just defended me when I got in a fight with the principal. He’s my hero.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A guy so good at basketball he could make the moon bounce. He’s the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your bad jokes and still let you win every game.
Octavyn just made the moon bounce with his basketball skills. I’m not even exaggerating.
He laughed at my joke about aliens and still let me win the game. He’s a saint.
Octavyn’s so good at basketball I think he’s got a secret deal with the sun.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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