Octavius Rex

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Octavius Rex is a fish who looks like a sad banana peel. He wears glasses that make him look like a confused potato. He talks in meeps and is super bad at dating.
I saw Octavius Rex at the prom and he meeped at Pearl so hard he sounded like a broken kazoo.
Pearl dumped Octavius Rex because he tried to ask her out by saying 'meep meep meep.'
Octavius Rex is the reason why anchovies are considered the worst at romance.
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Octavius Rex is a fish who used to date Pearl. He’s so ugly he makes anchovies look good. He wears a green sweater like it’s a fashion statement.
Octavius Rex tried to ask Pearl out and just said 'meep' instead of 'will you be my girlfriend?'
He’s like the fish version of a guy who wears a hat to hide his bald spot.
Octavius Rex is so bad at love that even the anchovies laugh at him.
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Octavius Rex is a fish who looked like a used-up crayon. He wore glasses that made him look like a tired potato. He tried to be cool but just meeped at Pearl.
Octavius Rex showed up at the prom and just meeped at Pearl like it was a karate move.
He’s the reason why Pearl’s ex-boyfriends are all anchovies.
Octavius Rex is so bad at dating that even the ocean feels sorry for him.
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