Octavis

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A total legend. Smarter than a bag of chips. Best friend ever. Never backs down. Says exactly what's on his mind. Laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you're cool.
"You’re the best friend I’ve ever had. I’d let you beat me up for a sandwich.", @Octavis123
"You’re the only one who tells me I look like a confused raccoon.", @bestie4life
"You said I was a legend. I’m walking around like I’m Batman.", @OctavisBro"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Has a meaty 8-inch stick. Party animal. Celebrates his birthday every 8th of the month. Always causing chaos and drinking way too much.
"I just turned 8 today. That means I get to drink 8 beers and dance like I’m at a rave.", @OctavisParty
"He’s like a cocky kid who thinks he’s the king of the playground.", @classmate3000
"He’s got a 8-inch cock and a 8th of the month birthday. That’s 8 inches of awesome.", @OctavisBro"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who looks good and wants to screw anything that moves. Big cock. Always ready for action. Best friend. Never lets you down.
"Octavis is like a hot dog that wants to be in a hot dog race.", @OctavisFan
"He’ll sleep with anything. Even my dog.", @classmate3000
"He’s got the looks, the cock, and the attitude to back it up.", @OctavisBro"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A phone system that looks like a million bucks. Makes your phone look fancy. Has cool features. People love it. It's the best phone skin ever.
"I use OctaviOS because it makes my phone look like a fancy new car.", @phonehead69
"It's like putting a new suit on an old man. It looks good.", @techguy420
"I switched to OctaviOS and now I feel fancy every time I use my phone.", @OctavisBro"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A barely famous character. Only shows up for a few seconds. Doesn’t do much. But people still remember him.
"He was on SpongeBob once. That’s all I remember.", @spongebobfan
"He only said one line, but I still think he’s the best.", @memer123
"He’s like a side character who got stuck in a time warp.", @OctavisBro"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Short for Octavie. Has 8 lives. They're wild. They're annoying. They’re like a bunch of cats that never stop fighting.
"Octavis has 8 lives. That’s 8 chances to annoy me.", @classmate3000
"He’s like a cat who’s been hit by a car and still fights back.", @memer123
"8 lives. 8 ways to be a pain in the ass.", @OctavisBro"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Ezekiel bread. But it’s laced with fentanyl. It’s the bread of the apocalypse. It’ll knock you out and make you feel like a god.
"I ate Octavis and felt like I was in heaven.", @drughead69
"That bread hit me like a truck. I didn’t wake up for 3 days.", @classmate3000
"Octavis is like a drug that makes you feel like a king.", @OctavisBro"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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