octavion

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the most gorgeous, hot, fun person you’ll ever meet. wild as hell and totally insane. like a god-given lunatic who everyone loves to hate.
My ex is an octavion. He looked like a god but acted like a feral dog.
She’s an octavion. I dated her for two weeks and got kicked out of three bars.
My cousin’s an octavion. He ran a marathon in a superhero costume and got arrested.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a person so good-looking and fun that they make your life worse. they’re crazy, wild, and completely unhinged. like a tornado in a disco ball.
My neighbor’s an octavion. She turned my quiet life into a loud, colorful nightmare.
He’s an octavion. I asked him to my birthday party and he brought a goat.
My teacher’s an octavion. She failed me for singing in the shower.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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the kind of person who looks like a prince but acts like a pirate. they’re wild, crazy, and the best kind of trouble. everyone loves them, even when they’re being a pain in the ass.
My friend’s an octavion. He looked like a rockstar but danced in the middle of the street with a chicken.
She’s an octavion. I asked her to my prom and she showed up in a chicken costume.
My brother’s an octavion. He married a chicken and got a divorce.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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