Octavioed

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Getting hit like a sack of bricks from behind because you weren’t paying attention. You’re the idiot who didn’t look back.
My car just got rear-ended like I was a piece of meat.
I got octavioed while texting my mom.
He slammed into me like I was a parking cone.
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A smooth-talking, extra special guy. The eighth son of a man who probably had a lot of sons. He’s like the ancient version of a king with a side of drama.
Octavio is like the king of ancient Rome, but with more attitude.
He’s the eighth son of a man who had a lot of sons.
He’s got more charm than a bag of confetti.
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The kind of guy who listens, cares, and gives hugs that feel like a warm blanket. Also, he’s got a sweet tooth and a punchy sense of humor.
He listens to you like you’re the only person on Earth.
His hugs are better than a big cup of hot chocolate.
He’s got a laugh that could make a stone cry.
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Octavio is a beast. He’s got a big cock, a bigger heart, and he’ll rip your face off if you mess with his friends. He’s also a daddy, and he loves it.
He’s got a dick so big it could split the Earth in two.
He protects his friends like they’re his own kids.
He’s a daddy and he’s not afraid to show it.
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He’s extra, he’s loud, and he gets acne from all the drama. He’s got so many friends that he can’t pick just one. He’s friendly, but he’ll let you know if you’re not.
He gets stress acne from all the drama.
He has so many friends that he can’t choose between them.
He’s friendly, but he’s not fake.
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Octavio is the kind of guy who gets all the girls, even if he says he doesn’t. He’s loud, passionate, and he’ll do anything for you. Don’t mess with him, or you’ll get roasted.
He gets all the girls like they’re his own personal groupies.
He’s loud and he’ll do anything for you.
Don’t mess with him, or you’ll get roasted.
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He’s a kind guy who hides his pain and takes on the world. He’s a leader, but he needs help sometimes. He loves you no matter what, and he won’t leave you hanging.
He hides his pain like he’s hiding from the IRS.
He’s a leader but he needs help sometimes.
He’ll love you no matter what you do.
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