Octavio Prince

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Octavio Prince is a pasty, short, gay man who’s too scared to look in the mirror. He’s corny, never had sex, and thinks he’s the main character of his own sad story.
Hey Octavio, you’re still stuck in 2003 and your reflection just called you out.
Octavio, you’re like a sad version of Prince. You don’t even know how to dance.
You’re not a king, you’re a punchline. And it’s a bad one.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavio Prince is a man who thinks he’s cool but is actually a walking disaster. He’s so insecure he needs a whole team to back him up.
Octavio, you need a posse just to breathe. You’re that desperate.
You’re not cool, you’re just sad and trying too hard.
You look like you haven’t showered since the 90s and you’re still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavio Prince is a man who’s too weak to even imagine being cool. He’s like a broken toy that no one wants to play with.
Octavio, you’re like a broken toy that just keeps falling apart.
You’re not a king, you’re just a sad man who thinks he’s a prince.
You’re so weak, you can’t even imagine being cool. Just die already.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavio Prince is a man who’s so insecure he thinks he needs a whole group to back him up. He’s like a sad, pasty version of Prince.
Octavio, you need a whole group to back you up. You’re that sad.
You’re not cool, you’re just a sad man who thinks he’s Prince.
You look like you’ve been hiding in a closet since the 90s.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavio Prince is a man who’s too scared to even look at himself. He’s like a sad, pasty version of Prince who’s still mad about being passed over.
Octavio, you’re too scared to even look at yourself. You’re that sad.
You’re not Prince, you’re just a sad man who’s still mad about being passed over.
You look like you’ve been hiding in a closet since the 80s and you’re still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavio Prince is a man who’s too insecure to even stand on his own. He’s like a broken toy that no one wants to play with.
Octavio, you’re too insecure to even stand on your own. You’re that broken.
You’re not cool, you’re just a broken toy that no one wants to play with.
You look like you’ve been hiding in a closet since the 70s and you’re still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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