Octavio Armando Mercado

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A lanky, face like a rotten tomato kid who talks way too much and thinks he's the best at soccer, even though he's just lucky
Octavio runs into a wall and still says he's the best
He talks during the whole game and still gets praised
He texts me 'I'm the best' 10 times in one day
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A skinny, annoying kid with a nice haircut who thinks he's a fuckboii and plays soccer like it's a real job
He texts me 'I'm a fuckboii' and then forgets to do his homework
He yells at the ball like it did something wrong
He shows off his haircut during soccer practice
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A kid with the face of a loser, always talking, always skinny, and thinks he's a soccer god because he's lucky
He says he's a soccer god after missing two easy shots
He talks the whole game and still thinks he's the best
He texts me 'I'm a god' and then cries when he loses
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