Octavian

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A guy so good he should be a saint. He makes people giggle like fools and is the kind of person who makes your life better just by existing. You'd die if you lost him.
I swear, Octavian walks in and the whole room stops breathing.
He's like the human version of a happy pill.
If Octavian left, I'd probably start crying in the lunchroom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavian is the kind of person who can go from being a sweetheart to a total beast in seconds. He's loyal, strong, and will fight for you like a crazy person.
He was sweet one minute and threw a chair at me the next.
Octavian would protect me from a dragon if he had to.
He's the kind of person who can take on a whole football team.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cool, awesome, funny, and sometimes gross thing. It's like the best friend of all time.
Octavian is the reason I laugh so much in class.
He's the funniest guy I know.
Octavian is like my best friend, but cooler.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octavian is the name of the worst person in the Percy Jackson fandom. Everyone hates him, and he's probably the reason the fandom is so broken.
Octavian is the worst. Like, the absolute worst.
He's the reason I stayed up until 3 AM arguing online.
If Octavian was a monster, he'd be the boss monster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A way to drink beer like a maniac. Octavian does it so fast, it looks like magic. You'll probably choke on your own beer.
Octavian drank a whole bottle in under 10 seconds. I was impressed.
He drank so fast, I thought he was going to explode.
I tried to do it like him and just coughed up my soda.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who's trying really hard to stay bald and is also a vegan. He won't admit that being a vegan is probably making his hair fall out.
Octavian won't admit that his baldness is from being vegan.
He's balding and thinks it's all a coincidence.
He's like a vegan with a bald spot and no idea what's happening.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A name for a pair of very important buttocks. They're so important, they have their own name.
Octavian is the name of Hillary Clinton's butt. I'm not making this up.
Her butt is so good, it got a name.
Octavian is the most famous butt in politics.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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