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a loud, annoying way of telling someone they're wrong and you're right
I said the sky is purple and you said it's blue. I'm right and you're wrong. You're just an idiot.
She claimed the pizza was cold. I said it was room temperature. She screamed at me for an hour.
He said the math test was easy. I said it was impossible. Now he's crying in the corner.
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when you talk like a broken record just to prove your point
I said I was right. She said I was wrong. I said I was right. She said I was wrong. I said I was right. She passed out.
He kept yelling about the dog. The dog didn't care. He didn't stop talking.
She kept saying the cake was bad. The cake was good. She was wrong. She kept talking.
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a fancy way of saying you're being a total pain in the ass
He said the game was unfair. The game was fair. He was just a pain in the ass.
She said the music was too loud. It was just normal. She's just a pain in the ass.
He said the movie was boring. It was just okay. He's a pain in the ass.
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when you argue just to make someone else look bad
She said the test was easy. I said it was hard. She got an A. I got a D. She was just trying to look better.
He said the cake was terrible. The cake was good. He just wanted to make me look bad.
I said the movie was bad. The movie was good. I just wanted to make her look bad.
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a loud, angry way of saying you're the best and everyone else is trash
I said I was the best. She said she was the best. I screamed louder. I was the best.
He said he was the king of the school. I said I was the king of the school. He cried.
She said she was the best at everything. I said I was the best. She was just wrong.
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