Octavarius

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A smelly pug that thinks it's the queen of the dog pit and won't let anyone near its royal butt

My neighbor's Octavarius barked at me like I owed it money

That Octavarius just peed on my lawn and called it a tax break

I tried to pet the Octavarius and it growled like it was gonna eat my face

A pug that's too lazy to move but still thinks it's the boss of the entire neighborhood

The Octavarius sat on my porch like it owned it

I brought food to the Octavarius and it refused it out of pure pride

The Octavarius just stared at me like I was a failure

A pug so ugly it makes the moon look bad and it knows it

I saw the Octavarius and my day got worse

That pug looked like it had been run over by a car and then sat on a pile of dirt

The Octavarius walked by and I had to look away like it was a horror movie

A pug that's been in the dog pit so long it forgot how to walk and just shuffles around like it's been cursed

The Octavarius shuffled past me like it was in a slow motion movie

That pug walks like it's been stuck in a time warp

I saw the Octavarius shuffle by and it looked like it was suffering

A pug that's so full of itself it thinks it's a superhero and everyone else is just a sidekick

The Octavarius barked at the mailman like he was the villain

That pug thinks it's Batman and I'm just the sidekick

The Octavarius walked by and it looked like it was about to save the world

A pug that's been breathing in too much dog pit air and now it's got the brain of a confused potato

The Octavarius looked at me like I was speaking a different language

That pug just stared at me and blinked like it was trying to remember its own name

The Octavarius sat there like it was trying to figure out life