octarve

My boss is an octarve. He has 10 titles but can't fix a leak.

That guy has an octarve. He calls himself 'Lord of the Breakfast Club.'

She's an octarve. She has 7 titles but can't tie her shoes.

He's an octarve. His title is 'King of the Copy Machine.'

She's an octarve. She calls herself 'Queen of the Snack Bar.'

That guy is an octarve. He has 8 titles and still can't do his job.

He's an octarve. He has 9 ranks but can't add 2 + 2.

That girl is an octarve. She has 5 titles and still can't spell 'octarve.'

My uncle is an octarve. He has 10 titles and still can't change a tire.