Octapussae

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A pussy that’s been pulled so far it looks like it’s been through a blender and a war.

My ex’s octapussae looked like it had been run over by a truck and a goat.

She said she stretched it eight times, but it’s more like she stretched it to the moon.

I told my friend he had an octapussae, and he asked if that was a new type of pizza.

A hole that’s been stretched so much it could swallow a whole pizza and still have room for a side of fries.

That girl’s octapussae could fit a whole class of kids inside.

He stretched it so much, it looked like it had been pulled by eight donkeys.

My cousin’s octapussae is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

A pussy that’s been stretched so far it’s got a life of its own and a job at the mall.

She’s got an octapussae so big, it got a job at the mall selling socks.

My neighbor’s octapussae could probably get a scholarship.

That guy’s octapussae is so huge, it started its own band.

A hole that’s been stretched so much it could be used as a tent for a whole camping trip.

Her octapussae is so big, it could be used as a tent during a camping trip.

He stretched it so much, it could hold a whole family inside.

My friend’s octapussae is like a tent, and he sleeps in it every night.

A pussy that’s been stretched so much it looks like it’s been through a war and a blender.

She stretched it so far, it looked like it had been through a war and a blender.

That guy’s octapussae is like a pancake that’s been flattened by a bulldozer.

My cousin’s octapussae is so stretched, it could be used as a trampoline.

A hole that’s been stretched so far it could probably be used as a portal to another dimension.

Her octapussae is so big, it could be used as a portal to another dimension.

He stretched it so much, it could take you to the moon and back.

My friend’s octapussae is so stretched, it’s got its own gravity.