Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Like having a mental breakdown, but instead of 2 crazy sides, you got 8 that all hate each other.

At 3 a. m. I was screaming at my fridge and my brother at the same time.

My mom called me and I answered as my 3rd personality.

I tried to do my homework and 4 of my personalities started a fight.

2

You got 8 heads and they all think they’re the main one.

I had 3 heads arguing about what pizza to order.

At school I said 5 different things at once.

I tried to text my friend and 2 of my heads sent 2 different messages.

3

You got 8 versions of yourself, and they all think they’re better.

I got in a fight with my 4th self over who gets the last donut.

I was at the mall and 2 of my selves bought 3 shirts each.

My 7th self tried to take over my body during math class.

4

You got 8 different brains and they all think they’re the smartest.

I had 3 brains trying to answer the same question at the same time.

I failed my test because 2 of my brains didn’t study.

My 6th brain tried to take over my body during lunch.

5

It’s like being bipolar, but you have 8 sides and they all argue.

My 5th side tried to eat my 2nd side for breakfast.

I had a conversation with myself and 3 of my sides talked at the same time.

I tried to do my homework and 4 of my sides started a fight.

6

You got 8 different people in your head and they all think they’re the boss.

I had 3 people in my head arguing about who should be the boss.

At school I said 5 different things at once.

I texted my friend and 2 of my people sent 2 different messages.