octaplegic

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A conjoined twin duo who can’t move a single limb, making them the most useless pair of humans ever born.

My octaplegic cousins can’t even flail their arms when they scream.

The octaplegic twins tried to wave goodbye but just sat there like two broken toys.

I asked my octaplegic uncle to high-five me and he stared at me like I was asking for a loan.

Two stuck-together twins who are so paralyzed they can’t even wiggle their toes, which is the saddest thing ever.

My octaplegic aunt can’t even sneeze without help.

The octaplegic twins tried to dance but just sat there like two lumps of clay.

My friend’s octaplegic brother can’t even blink without a machine.

Two stuck-together people who can’t move anything, not even their faces, which is the worst kind of twin disaster.

The octaplegic twins tried to smile but just looked like two dead fish.

My octaplegic cousin can’t even cough without a nurse.

The octaplegic twins tried to yell at the teacher but just sat there like two angry potatoes.