Octaphilia

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A crazy obsession with 80s style, even if people laugh at you, mock your mullet, and call you a walking disco ball.

I wore neon socks to work today and my boss said I looked like a rejected member of Duran Duran.

My friend tried to start a band called 'New Wave Again' and now he’s stuck in a karaoke bar.

I tried to do the robot in traffic and got a ticket for being a complete idiot.

When you can't stop talking about the 80s, even if it makes people roll their eyes and mutter 'please, not again.'

At the grocery store, I told the cashier about my love for New Kids on the Block and now I have to listen to their song every time I buy chips.

My mom said I'm 'worse than a boy band' for wearing leg warmers in July.

I tried to explain synthpop to my dog, and he just stared at me like I was a bad influence.

A terrible but glorious obsession with all things 80s, even if your life choices are now questionable and your friends have given up on you.

I turned my living room into a neon-lit dance floor and now my cat hates me.

I wore a fanny pack to a party and got asked if I was a spy from the 80s.

I tried to start a YouTube channel called '80s Vibes' and it’s just me singing 'Sweet Dreams' in my pajamas.