Octajerk

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An octagon-shaped jerk off party where every guy is trying to cum at the same time and all of them are using lube like it's going out of style. It’s like a group jerk but way more messy and way less cool. You’ll end up with a floor full of cum and a loss of dignity.

My cousin tried to do an octajerk and ended up crying because his pants were soaked.

At the octajerk, there was more lube than there was people.

I joined an octajerk and got a side effect of being too tired to eat for a week.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When eight guys decide to jerk off in a perfect octagon and nobody can stop until everyone is screaming and covered in cum. It’s like a jerk off war, but with more people and less strategy.

My brother joined an octajerk and now he talks to his penis like it’s his best friend.

During the octajerk, the couch got soaked and the dog ran away.

I watched an octajerk and I now question my life choices.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An octajerk is when eight guys try to jerk off at the same time and it turns into a mess so big that it might actually be the end of the world. You can tell it’s an octajerk when the room smells like sweat, lube, and regret.

I tried an octajerk and my roommate had to leave the house.

The octajerk happened in the kitchen and now the sink is full of cum.

My friend’s octajerk was so loud that the neighbors called the police.

by Slangipedia 7d ago