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the sidekick who gets the leftovers after octavious feasts
I asked for a burger and got a piece of bread. Octaious ate the whole thing.
He got the prime rib. I got the bone. It was still screaming.
Octaious took the cake. I got the crumbs and the cake's feelings.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the guy who tries to be cool but just ends up being the punchline
He tried to flex. The whole room laughed. It was like a joke told to a baby.
He tried to be the hero. The villain just blinked and walked away.
He said 'I am the king.' I said 'You're the punchline.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the person who tries to help but just makes things worse
He tried to fix the lamp. Now the house is on fire.
He helped with the math problem. Now I have two problems.
He tried to be the friend. Now he's the reason I failed the test.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the human version of a doormat, but with more yelling
He let everyone walk all over him. Then he yelled at the carpet.
He took the blame for everything. Then he blamed the dog.
He was the doormat. Then he kicked the door.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the guy who shows up and makes no one want to be there anymore
He showed up. The party died. It was like a funeral for fun.
He arrived. Everyone left. The pizza was the only one who stayed.
He walked in. The vibe was gone. I just wanted to go home.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the assistant who gets yelled at for things they didn't do
He didn't break the vase. Octaious yelled at him for it.
He didn't spill the drink. Octaious called him a disaster.
He didn't fail the test. Octaious said he was the problem.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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