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This is when you get so deep into the cringe and the jokes don't stop coming that you unlock a whole new level of being a dumbass.

When my cousin got 30 likes on a TikTok of him crying over a pizza that was too spicy.

My mom texted me: 'Your dad just ate a whole cake for breakfast and now he's singing show tunes.'

My friend got suspended for drawing a fart on the principal's face.

You hit a point where the universe is laughing at you so hard it gives you a new level of being a joke.

I got a 100 on a math test but wrote 'I hate math' on the back of it.

My dog ate my homework and now he's walking around like he's the king.

My sister's crush asked her out and she said 'no' then immediately texted him 'I miss you.'

When you're so lost in the dumb and the funny that the universe gives you a new way to be a total idiot.

My dad tried to text me but he wrote 'I love you' in all caps and added 100 emojis.

I got grounded for 2 weeks because I snuck out to buy a 300-dollar video game.

My teacher wrote 'I don't know what you did, but I'm not ready for this' on my essay.

You're so stuck in the absurd that the universe gives you a new level of being a total mess.

I spilled my entire coffee on my shirt and then took a selfie with it.

My friend tried to propose to his crush and asked 'Will you be my girlfriend?' then ran away.

I got a D on my report card but drew a dragon on it and signed it 'The Dragon King.'

You reach such a low point of dumb and ridiculous that the universe gives you a new form of being a complete disaster.

My little brother tried to build a robot out of Legos and it exploded.

I got yelled at by my mom for eating my homework and then laughing at it.

My teacher made me stand in front of the class and sing 'Baby Shark' for 10 minutes.