octagenerian

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A person who is old enough to have seen the rise and fall of multiple generations, and still has the audacity to complain about everything.

My octagenerian uncle still thinks he's the cool one at family reunions.

She texts me every day to tell me she's still alive and that I should be too.

He tried to bench press me and failed. Twice.

A person who is so old, they probably knew your grandpa’s grandpa.

My octagenerian neighbor still yells at the mailman like it’s the 1970s.

He tried to teach me how to ride a bike and fell off himself.

She claims she’s still got the stamina of a 20-year-old, which is why she yells at the TV so much.

A person who is so old, they might as well be a fossil, and still think they're the best at everything.

My octagenerian aunt still tries to outdance me at the family cookout.

He called me a ‘baby’ and then fell asleep on the couch.

She texts me every day to tell me she’s still alive and that I should be too.

A person who is so old, they probably remember when the internet was just a thing people dreamed about.

My octagenerian grandfather still thinks he’s the best at chess and yells at me for winning.

She still texts me every day just to prove she’s still alive.

He tried to beat me in a race and tripped over his own shadow.