Octagagle

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A shape that looks like a donut with eight sides and the guts of a disgruntled math teacher
My math test was an octagagle. I got a 32% and cried in the hallway.
That pizza box is an octagagle. It’s broken and full of regret.
My brother’s face after I told him I failed algebra: pure octagagle.
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A cursed eight-sided shape that makes your brain feel like it’s been through a blender
The geometry homework was an octagagle. I drew it and my dog ran away.
That stop sign looked like an octagagle. I almost got a ticket for staring at it.
My mom’s face after I spilled soup on her favorite shirt: total octagagle.
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An eight-sided nightmare that your teacher drew on the board because they’re a sadist
That octagagle on the board looked like it had a grudge against me.
My friend’s math quiz was an octagagle. He got a 45% and yelled at the teacher.
The shape on my worksheet was an octagagle. I stared at it for ten minutes and it stared back.
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A shape so weird it should be in a jail cell with a pentagon and a triangle
That octagagle on the test looked like it had been beaten up by a hexagon.
My dog’s chew toy is an octagagle. It’s broken and full of dog saliva.
My math class was an octagagle. We all cried and took a group nap.
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An eight-sided shape that your teacher drew just to torture you for the rest of your life
The octagagle on the board looked like it was trying to kill me.
My sister’s math homework was an octagagle. She cried and I had to comfort her.
That shape looked like it was sent from hell to haunt my brain.
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A shape so confusing it deserves its own Wikipedia page and a therapist
That octagagle on the test made me question my entire existence.
My dog tried to eat an octagagle. It came out the other end and looked confused.
My math teacher’s face after I asked why it was octagagle: pure confusion and regret.
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