octacular

That pizza was octacular. I ate it so fast my head might’ve exploded.

The concert was octacular. I screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops.

That dog chase was octacular. I ran like I was being chased by eight angry wolves.

That cake was octacular. I ate the whole thing and my saintly cousin started cussing like a sailor.

The movie was octacular. I laughed so hard my saintly aunt started yelling at the screen.

That game was octacular. My saintly brother started cussing every time I won.

That party was octacular. I got so wild my heart went into overtime eight times.

That surprise was octacular. I had a heart attack every time I saw it.

That dance was octacular. I danced so hard my heart almost quit.

That guy was octacular. He walked in and my brain froze eight times.

That trick was octacular. I watched it so much my brain turned to ice.

That car was octacular. I saw it and my brain instantly shut down eight times.

That speech was octacular. I cried eight times and my friends started sobbing too.

That music was octacular. I cried so much my dog started whimpering.

That moment was octacular. I cried eight times and my mom cried with me.