Oct 31

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National Crush Day is when guys get their faces smashed by their crushes or they have to do stupid stuff like give up their favorite sweater or say they like them like a total dork.

My crush made me wear her old sweater and said I was cute.

I asked my crush out and now I have to sit next to her in math.

He told his crush he liked her and now they're dating and I'm stuck with my crush.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

National Suck Tits Day is when you go around and suck the tits of the person you like or your friend’s tits because you’re a desperate loser.

I sucked my crush’s tits and now she thinks I’m weird.

My friend sucked his friend’s tits and got a detention.

I sucked my best friend’s tits just because I felt like it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

October 31st is the day you get to prank people like a total lunatic and no one cares if you get in trouble unless you kill someone or something.

I put glitter in my teacher’s coffee and she had a meltdown.

I tricked my friend into wearing a chicken suit to lunch.

I set my brother’s room on fire just because I felt like it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Jeongyeon Day is when people go crazy over a K-pop star and act like they’re in love with her even though she’s not even their real crush.

My friend texted me ‘Happy Jeongyeon Day!!’ and then cried because she didn’t get a gift.

I drew Jeongyeon on my notebook and got a detention.

My crush said Jeongyeon was better than me and now I hate her.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A new kind of weirdo is obsessed with Matthew Tkachuk’s overtime goal on October 31st, 2019, and acts like it’s the best thing ever.

I texted my friend ‘That overtime goal was fire’ and now he thinks I’m cool.

My crush asked me about the goal and now I have to talk about hockey all the time.

I drew Matthew Tkachuk’s face on my math test and got a zero.

by Slangipedia 9d ago