Oct 26th

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Oct 26th is when you FaceTime your significant other just to yell at them for being ugly

I called my girlfriend and told her I was gonna end our relationship if she didn't fix her hair

My boyfriend FaceTimed me in pajamas and cried because he had a bad day

I FaceTimed my ex and told him he was the reason I got a tattoo

Oct 26th is the day you get to punch your shortest friend in the face for being a tiny annoyance

I punched my friend in the face because he was shorter than my dog

My buddy got punched because he made a bad joke about my mom

I hit my friend so hard he fell into a puddle