Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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You are a hot mess if your birthday is today. Everyone knows it.

Hey bday girl you look like a hot mess today

Your bday is today and you are still ugly

You’re hot and you’re a mess, that’s a combo

2

Oct 24 is when you smother your crush with hugs like they owe you money.

I hugged my crush so hard he almost cried

My crush got a hug like I was paying him

I hugged my crush and he said I was smothering him

3

Oct 24 is when you give your boyfriend or girlfriend a hug like they're your long lost twin.

I hugged my bf like we were twins

My girlfriend got a hug that felt like a reunion

I hugged my gf so hard she said it was a love reunion

4

Oct 24 is when you grab ass like it's your job and you're paid in pizza.

I grabbed ass today and got pizza for lunch

My friend grabbed ass and got a free burger

I grabbed ass like it was my full-time job

5

Oct 24 is when you kiss your favorite hockey guy like he’s the last piece of pizza.

I kissed my hockey guy like he was the last pizza slice

My favorite puck buddy got a kiss like he was the last slice

I kissed my hockey guy like he was my only chance at pizza

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Oct 24 is when you finger jerk your best friend like they’re your personal meatball.

I finger jerked my best friend like he was a meatball

My friend finger jerked me like I was his meatball

I finger jerked my best friend like it was a meatball party