Oct 21st to Oct 28th

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The week you pick on any short person just because they're short and you're a sad little meatball.
I saw a guy kick a dwarf in the shins just for fun.
My cousin threw a mini fridge at a short kid during lunch.
A guy in the park yelled 'You're not even a real person!' at a midget.
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When you turn the whole week into a free-for-all of poking and shoving anyone who looks like a tiny human.
A kid in my class started a fight with a midget over a snack.
My neighbor ran over a short person with his lawnmower.
A man in the grocery store yelled 'I hate little people!' at a kid.
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The time of year when you decide every short person is your enemy and you attack them with no mercy.
A guy in the subway pushed a dwarf into the tracks.
My brother bit a short kid's ear during a video game fight.
A lady in my neighborhood threw a pie at a midget.
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A week-long event where you mess with anyone who's not as tall as you and you enjoy it.
A kid in my class poured a whole bottle of soda on a midget.
My friend hit a short kid with a giant eraser.
A man at the gym yelled 'You're not even a real person!' at a tiny human.
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The week you take it out on all the little people just because you're a bitter, short-hating monster.
A guy in the park threw a sandwich at a midget.
My cousin pulled a short kid's hair during lunch.
A man in my neighborhood yelled 'I hate little people!' at a dwarf.
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When you give every short person the finger and make their lives a misery just for fun.
A kid in my class drew a mustache on a midget with marker.
My brother kicked a short kid's shins during recess.
A man at the gym yelled 'You're not even a real person!' at a tiny human.
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