oct 21

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National Free Kiss Day. Boys can beg any girl for a kiss and it doesn’t mean anything. Just a cheap way to look cool.
Hey, will you kiss me? Please? I’ll die if you say no.
He asked me for a kiss in front of the whole class. I said yes just to shut him up.
My crush kissed me. I didn’t even know it was National Free Kiss Day.
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National Fuck You Day. You can yell 'Fuck you' at anything or anyone on October 21. It's like a free pass to be a total idiot.
I said 'Fuck you' to my math teacher. He gave me a D for the rest of the year.
My sister yelled 'Fuck you' at the microwave. It stopped working.
I told my mom 'Fuck you' for breakfast. She didn’t even flinch.
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National October 21st Day. It’s just the date. But it’s so special because it’s October 21st. No one else knows that, but it’s the truth.
I woke up and said 'It’s October 21st! It’s the best day ever!'
I didn’t even know it was October 21st until my friend reminded me.
I celebrated October 21st like it was my birthday. It wasn’t.
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Be a Whore Day. You can act like a total slut for the whole day. No one will care, and you’ll feel amazing.
I got up and said 'I’m a whore today!' and my mom gave me a sandwich.
I told my crush I was a whore. He asked me out.
I acted like a whore in math class. My teacher gave me detention.
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National Whore Day. Everyone can act like a total whore on October 21st. It’s like a holiday for being trashy.
My sister was a whore all day. She even said 'I’m a whore' in the grocery store.
I turned into a total whore and my crush loved it.
I was a whore on October 21st and got a free pizza.
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