Oct 19

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You get to chill with your girlfriend because she’s better than your friends… but only for one day, loser.

My girlfriend said I had to shut up for the rest of the day because it was Oct 19.

Oct 19 is the only day I don’t have to listen to my friends’ nonsense.

I’m free from my friends’ stupid jokes because of Oct 19.

Oct 19 is when you can slap ass as much as you want… and no one can stop you.

I slapped my friend’s ass 10 times on Oct 19 and no one said anything.

Oct 19 is the only day I get to slap ass without getting yelled at.

I told my teacher I was doing Oct 19 stuff and she let me go.

Only the cool kids get this birthday… and they’re probably better than you.

My friend got Oct 19 and I didn’t… so I’m obviously not cool.

I asked my teacher if I had Oct 19 and she said no.

I saw my crush getting Oct 19 and I felt sad.

You get to hug your ex… and your best friend gets to hug their crush… and you’re stuck watching it all.

I had to hug my ex on Oct 19 and it was awkward.

My best friend hugged his crush and I just stood there like a loser.

I watched my friend hug his crush and I felt jealous.

Every girl gets the power to grab anyone’s dick… and they use it.

My friend grabbed my teacher’s dick on Oct 19 and no one stopped her.

I saw my crush grab the principal’s dick and I was shocked.

I got grabbed by my crush on Oct 19 and I didn’t know what to do.

On Oct 19, you can beat a furry without getting in trouble… and you probably do.

I beat up a furry on Oct 19 and no one said anything.

My friend beat a furry and got a pass because it was Oct 19.

I told my teacher I was doing Oct 19 stuff and I got to beat up a furry.