Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This week is when you throw a party for your friend named Jayde and forget about everyone else.

Hey man, I'm gonna forget about you this week. It's Jayde week.

This week I'm only eating pizza because Jayde said so.

I'm gonna text Jayde 10 times and ignore my mom.

2

This week is when you act like Jayde is the only person who matters and everyone else is a waste of time.

Jayde is my main man. You can all go die.

I'm not talking to anyone this week. Only Jayde.

Jayde is the best. You're just a waste of air.

3

This week is when you give Jayde all the credit and take the blame for everything else.

Jayde did everything. I just stood there and failed.

I messed up, but Jayde was perfect.

I blame the pizza, not Jayde.

4

This week is when you’re so obsessed with Jayde that you stop breathing for a few seconds.

I fainted because I thought about Jayde too much.

I stopped breathing for 3 seconds. It was worth it.

Jayde is so good, I forgot how to breathe.

5

This week is when you’re convinced Jayde is the only person who can save you from your problems.

Jayde is the only one who can save me from my math test.

If Jayde doesn’t show up, I’m doomed.

I need Jayde to save me from my mom.

6

This week is when you text Jayde every 5 minutes and your friends think you’re insane.

I texted Jayde 12 times this hour. I’m losing my mind.

My friends think I’m crazy because of Jayde.

I’m gonna text Jayde again. I don’t care.