oct 11

Oct 11 is when the legend was born. I was just there. I was not the legend. I was the person who got called on in class.

The day the meme king was born. I was just trying to survive lunch.

Oct 11 is when the legend started. I was just there. I was not the legend. I was the one who got detention.

Oct 11 is the day I asked my crush out. I’m not an idiot. You are if you didn’t.

Ask your crush out today or be a total failure. I did it. You didn’t. So you’re a failure.

Today is the day you ask your crush out. I did. You didn’t. You are now a sad, lonely person.

Oct 11 is the day the most beautiful person was born. I was just there. I was not the most beautiful person. I was the one who got kicked out of the cafeteria.

The cutest person on Earth. I'm just the one who got yelled at for wearing socks with sandals.

The most beautiful human being on the planet. I was just there. I was not. I was the one who got told I smelled like a trash can.