O.C.P.O.S

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Pieces of crap that think they run the show
My mom is an O. C. P. O. S. She told me to wear a hat to the store. I looked like a clown.
My brother is an O. C. P. O. S. He told me to eat my veggies. I threw them at him.
My teacher is an O. C. P. O. S. She made us do 50 push-ups. I almost died.
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Shit that thinks it's the boss of everything
My dad is an O. C. P. O. S. He told me to clean my room. It took me two hours.
My dog is an O. C. P. O. S. He barked at me until I gave him a treat.
My friend is an O. C. P. O. S. She texted me 10 times just to say hi.
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Crap that can't take a hint
My sister is an O. C. P. O. S. She kept telling me to stop eating pizza. I ate six slices.
My neighbor is an O. C. P. O. S. He yelled at me for mowing the lawn too loud.
My cat is an O. C. P. O. S. She knocked my coffee over. I got a stain on my shirt.
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Shit that won't shut up
My mom is an O. C. P. O. S. She kept talking about her day. I wanted to scream.
My teacher is an O. C. P. O. S. She talked for an hour. I fell asleep.
My friend is an O. C. P. O. S. She texted me 10 times just to say hi.
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Pieces of crap that never stop bossing people around
My dad is an O. C. P. O. S. He told me to do my homework. I didn't do it.
My brother is an O. C. P. O. S. He told me to clean my room. I threw my toys out the window.
My teacher is an O. C. P. O. S. She made me do 100 laps. I almost cried.
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Shit that thinks it's the only one who matters
My mom is an O. C. P. O. S. She said I was the worst student ever. I got a B.
My friend is an O. C. P. O. S. She said I was the worst friend ever. I got a C.
My teacher is an O. C. P. O. S. She said I was the worst student ever. I got a D.
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