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A person who poops in public like it's their job. They bring books to the bathroom and talk to themselves like they're giving a speech. They don't care if you're sitting there waiting for a urinal.
I saw this guy reading the paper in the bathroom and then started singing. What the hell?
She walked out of the restroom and said, 'That was the best poop of my life!' I just stared at her.
He sat down next to me and said, 'I’m gonna take a dump so loud you’ll hear it in the next state.' I believed him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A cry for help from a kid who just got yelled at. It's like the worst parent ever said, 'Oh Child Please!' right in your face.
My kid just got told, 'Oh Child Please!' I was like, 'You're not even doing anything wrong!'
The kid said, 'Oh Child Please!' and it sounded like a curse.
Sasha Colby screamed, 'Oh Child Please!' and it was the first time I ever wanted to cry.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A corrupt company that turned Detroit into a trash can. They made RoboCop and then forgot about him. He was just a robot with a badge.
OCP took over Detroit and turned it into a meat grinder.
RoboCop was just a guy in a robot suit. OCp made him and then left him to die.
They built RoboCop and then said, 'We’re out of here!'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A gang of big, loud Punjabis who eat like they're in a food fight. They knock up every girl they see and fight like they're in a video game.
These OCP guys walked in and started eating like they were in a buffet. It was wild.
They fight like they’re in a wrestling match every time they meet.
They like to jump around to bhangra music and make everyone else look bad.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Sluts who can't dance and lie about being future OCP rappers. They're loud, fake, and think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
She said she's a future OCP rapper, but she can't even stand on a pole without falling.
They talk about themselves like they're famous, but they're just lying.
They say they're 100%, but I've seen them fail at basic math.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most amazing snack ever invented. It's like a cookie and a cream sandwich, but way better and way more delicious.
Oatmeal creme pie is better than pizza. No debate.
I eat oatmeal creme pie every day. It's my life.
It's the only snack that can beat my mood.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The best snack you’ve ever tasted. It’s like a cookie, cream, and sugar all in one. It’s so good it should have its own holiday.
Oatmeal cream pie is my favorite snack. I eat it like it’s my job.
I dream about oatmeal cream pie at night.
It's so good I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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