Oconto

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A scabtown where meth is more popular than a good divorce

"I moved to Oconto to get high, not to get married.", @methaddict101

"Oconto is where your ex gets a job at the gas station and starts selling you meth.", @exproblems

"Why did I move here? I asked. Because meth.", @cornfieldguy

A place where girls go to get sunburned and make memories that smell like corn and regret

"Oconto summers are 90% sunburn, 10% fun, and 5% regret.", @sunburnedgirl

"I made memories in Oconto, but I also got sunburned.", @cornfieldguy

"Oconto is where your summer becomes a 30-year-long revenge.", @memoriesandalcohol

The art of holding your butt together and letting a fart travel from one behind to another

"We did the Oconto and it was glorious.", @buttartist

"The Oconto was so loud, the cows stopped eating.", @cornfieldguy

"I did the Oconto in class, and the teacher gave me a B.", @buttartist2

A town with 143 people and more corn than common sense. You see the same nine kids everywhere, and the corn won't let you leave

"I tried to leave Oconto, but the corn told me I wasn't good enough.", @cornfieldguy

"There are nine kids in Oconto, and I've seen all of them at least three times.", @cornfieldguy

"Why do people stay in Oconto? The corn won't let them go.", @cornfieldguy

A tiny mall town where the schools are overcrowded, the teens are pregnant, and the only fun is at the pond

"Oconto Falls is where the teens get pregnant and the teachers get high.", @pregnantteen

"Oconto Falls has more pregnant teens than a county fair.", @cornfieldguy

"Oconto Falls is the only place where the pond is more fun than the mall.", @pondlife