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A giant, smelly, swamp-dwelling sea creature from Wisconsin that looks like it was hit by a bus and then ran over a pizza.

My cousin saw one in the lake and screamed like a girl.

I tried to eat it and it bit me back.

It came out of the water and stared me down like I owed it money.

A messy, wet, foul-smelling creature from Wisconsin that looks like a cross between a frog, a squid, and a very angry toddler.

It jumped on my face during a camping trip and I almost cried.

My dog tried to attack it and got covered in goo.

It came out of the mud and yelled at me like I was late for dinner.

A giant, slimy, swamp monster from Wisconsin that looks like it swallowed a whole pizza and then threw up in a lake.

I took a picture of it and my phone almost died from the smell.

It chased me through the woods like I had stolen its lunch money.

My friend tried to pet it and got covered in slime.