Ocomma

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Ocommas are like when Obama talks and takes a break so he can think of what to say next. It’s a pause so long it might as well be a vacation.
"I think, uh, we need to, um, figure out what, uh, we're doing here."
"I mean, like, uh, maybe, uh, we could, uh, try this."
"So, uh, I guess, uh, we're, uh, going to do this thing."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An ocomma is when someone stops talking just to make it sound fancy. It’s like when you say something, but you add a bunch of nonsense in between.
"I, uh, like, um, pizza, uh, sometimes."
"So, like, uh, I think, uh, we should, uh, go to the mall."
"I mean, uh, like, I, uh, think, uh, we need to, uh, do this."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocommas are when you say something, but you stop halfway to sound important. It’s like you’re trying to impress someone, but you just sound like a broken robot.
"I, uh, think, uh, we need to, uh, go to, uh, the store."
"So, like, uh, I, uh, think, uh, we should, uh, eat pizza."
"I, uh, mean, like, uh, we, uh, should do this thing."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An ocomma is when someone talks like they're thinking really hard, but they’re just not smart enough to say it all at once. It’s like a brain fart.
"I, uh, think, uh, we, uh, need to, uh, get this done."
"So, like, uh, I, uh, think, uh, this is, uh, cool."
"I, uh, mean, like, uh, I, uh, think, uh, we're, uh, good."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocommas are when you’re trying to be cool, but you just sound like a confused monkey. It’s like you’re speaking in pieces.
"I, uh, think, uh, we need to, uh, do this thing."
"So, like, uh, I, uh, think, uh, we should, uh, go to the park."
"I, uh, mean, like, uh, we, uh, should, uh, go."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An ocomma is when you say something but stop in the middle like you’re waiting for the universe to answer you. It’s like you’re talking to yourself.
"I, uh, think, uh, the universe is, uh, telling me to go."
"So, like, uh, the universe is, uh, telling me, uh, to eat pizza."
"I, uh, mean, like, the universe is, uh, telling me to, uh, do this thing."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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