Ocologicalation

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Ocologicalation is when you think you got it but your brain is full of crap and you just can't say it.

'I got it, ma'am.' Later, I failed the test.

'No questions, sir.' Then I cried in the bathroom.

'I’m good.' Then I got a D because I thought the homework was optional.

Ocologicalation is when your teacher says 'any questions?' and you say 'no' because you're too scared to ask and too dumb to realize you’re dumb.

'No questions.' Then I failed the quiz because I didn’t know what a question was.

'I got this.' Then I stared at the problem like it was a dragon.

'I’m fine.' Then I texted my friend asking for help.

Ocologicalation is when you think you’re cool for not asking questions but your brain is like 'what the hell is going on?'

'Nope.' Later, I failed because I didn’t know the answer.

'I’m good.' Then I stared at the problem like it was a foreign language.

'No questions.' Then I asked my dog for help.

Ocologicalation is when you’re too lazy to ask and your brain is like 'I don’t know, I don’t care, I’m not doing this anymore.'

'Nope.' Then I failed because I thought the test was a joke.

'I’m good.' Then I cried because I didn’t know the answer.

'No questions.' Then I asked my mom during dinner.

Ocologicalation is when you say you don’t need help but you do and you’re too proud to admit it.

'I’m good.' Then I got a zero because I didn’t know what the question was.

'No questions.' Then I asked my friend in the hallway.

'I got it.' Then I texted my brother for help.

Ocologicalation is when you’re full of hot air and you think you got it, but you don’t and you’re too scared to say so.

'Nope.' Then I failed the quiz because I didn’t know what the question was.

'I’m good.' Then I stared at the board like it was a ghost.

'No questions.' Then I asked my dad during dinner.