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A wild scream of frustration when your love life is as empty as a gas station at 2 a. m.

Why did I fall for this guy? He’s got the emotional range of a pigeon.

My love life is so bad I’d rather pay for a bus back home than deal with it.

This relationship is like a failed pizza. It was once good, now it’s just sad.

A full-blown meltdown about how your love is as pointless as a broken toaster.

I can’t stand this anymore. My love life is like a broken toaster. It just won’t work.

This relationship is worse than my math test. I failed that and I still have hope.

I’d rather be a painless soldier than deal with this love nonsense.

A dramatic rant about how your love is so shallow it could float away on a breeze.

This love is so vapid I could write a poem about it and it would still be boring.

I’m done being your shallow love toy. I want closure and a bus ticket.

If this love was a sandwich, it’d be just bread and air.

A loud cry of despair when your love life is more confusing than a homework assignment.

This love is confusing. It’s like my math homework, but with more heartbreak.

I can’t handle this anymore. My love life is a disaster waiting to happen.

I’d rather be a painless soldier than deal with this confusing love.

A total breakdown about how your love is so aimless it’s like a lost dog.

This love is like a lost dog. It has no direction and no idea where it’s going.

I can’t stand this aimless love anymore. It’s like being stuck in a boring movie.

If my love life had a theme song, it’d be ‘Never Gonna Give You Up.’

A wild outburst when your love is as pointless as a broken calculator.

This love is so pointless I could use it as a calculator and it’d still be broken.

I’m done with this pointless love. I want a bus ticket and a nap.

If my love life was a calculator, it’d be broken and I’d still be confused.