OCMC

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Old Chinese Men Collection is like having a bunch of old guys from China who fight with beards and sticks. It's a dirty, weird hobby that happens in secret, and some of them aren't even Chinese, they're lying frauds.
My cousin got stuck trading Jang Lee for a Ho Chou Choo and now he's stuck with a bald one.
I saw a guy get executed for faking his OCM pedigree, and he had natural black hair.
My uncle says he's been to an OCM club and it's just old men yelling and throwing sticks.
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Oh captain my captain is what you scream when your favorite sailor gets beaten up by a bunch of pirates and you can’t do anything about it.
When my dad got fired, I yelled, 'Oh captain my captain!' and he just laughed at me.
My friend cried 'Oh captain my captain!' when his boat sank and he got stuck on a rock.
I said 'Oh captain my captain!' when my dog ate my homework and I had to get yelled at by the teacher.
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